Monday, March 8, 2010


Sunday, March 7, 2010

Friday, March 5, 2010

Puppy Dogs and Rainbows

Make many people mightily merry
they also make ME warm and fuzzy inside
but there are so many other things that fill me with that loving feeling
Urinating after holding it in for a while
Sharpening Pencils
Baby animals... mice are the only animals that are not adorable when they are babies... and kangaroos. All others are extremely fuzzy and cuddlable with gigantor eyes that just make your heart melt. Just get a baby animal, go out for a night on the town
and you shall be an instant pussy magnet

aww... it thinks it's people!


Look at the way it does stuff what that thing and the OMGITSOCUTE!

Poor Peter Cotton Tail... hopping along the bunny trail. All he wanted was a friend to love a cuddle but instead he got caught in a rabbit trap and died instantly

Pretty Kitty... Whats that... you want to play? Ok you can stop mauling my face now

Even this Hybrid human animal buffalo baby is adorable... someone is a stinky baby!

The disgrace of the animal kingdom... IT'S HIDEOUS

This post looks like one of those lame inspirational/make-your-day-esque chain emails.
But its not!
More things that make me happy inside
Keep on reading to find out
Julia, Andrea, Kurtis, Mikel, Matty, Mandy, Richo, Prani, Dean always make me feel tip top.
People in General
except people who scowl at you when you smile at them when you are at Guildford library in the young adult section, Not naming names JANETTE... Stoopid Librarian
Free shipping on ebay
Beer on a hot day
Hot Chocolate/a warm beverage/snuggles on a cold day
waiting up to watch sunrises... AWWW!
When you see Birds flying into the wind but they dont appear to be going anywhere... nOObz!
Watching people fall over and/or getting hit in the groin
not getting hit in the groin
Fairy floss and fairy bread... and food with the word "Fairy" attached to it is destined to be delicious, except fairy penguins, they might possibly be quite delicious.
living in the 21st century
When you see old people holding hands
When Microsoft word automatically corrects your spelling
The cold side of the Pillow
Captain Planet, Earthworm Jim, Ahh... real monsters, Street Sharks and Pokemon
High score on tetris
and anything free just to name a few
All in all i have learnt that this embodiment of objects, emotions and free stuff have all come together in society to create happiness throughout the many stages of my life
and i would not want it any other way!
Also pooping
pooping is good!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010


Turns out i have auto save
and it was in the drafts all along
oh happy days
google leads my life better than i do!
and it probably gets more chicks.

Don't you...

Just hate it when...
and im sure i am not the only one that this has happened to.
You finish typing a hells long mini essay
and its just all your thoughts poured out onto the keyboard and then transported through your brainboard to the computer and onto the screen
and you dont really know what you are trying
but you have typed it and you are proud of it
and then
someone walks in the room and since you have innappropriate content up on your computer instead of closing that you accidentally close your blog and all your effort and hard work is gone
like your seamonkeys when your cousin knocked them over and you don't even get to say goodbye to your loved ones :(
never got to tell them how you really feel about them
sure you told you that you loved them but you never told you that you were IN love with them and then all that time naming, nurturing, feeding and all your hard earnt cash spend on their designer aquarium just goes down the drain
in an instant
but then you buy some more
and it is all good
well this is a similar situation
I really wish i had that time/text back within my grasps
maybe one day we shall be reunited in cyberspace!
Rest in Pieces Blog!


Believe it or not i actually study at uni
and a large part of this study is comprised of
partying, drinking, smoking, eating, free fairy floss, excessive use of the free coffee machine at the local pub, watching Steven Segal marathons in the empty movie theatres, betting we can eat more free popcorn than each other, stealing free pens (not really free but they are free if you "borrow" them, the guy at the local bottle-0 asking us if we want the usual (goon bag with the extra 25% special,) downloading everything possible from the computers, fighting robots, giving an orphan my parachute in mid air
it all comes down to the degree you are earning
I am having the time of my life at uni
and i dont really want to leave and go into the real world
my point is
My course is 5 years!
I go 2 days a week MAX and spend most off those days on the computer playing bejewelled
i just had 3 months holidays
and we get a month off in the middle of the year
is they compressed our course
and took out all of the fun
i would already be out of here and earning money already
but instead they drag the course out over 5 frikkin years
by the time i leave this lovely hell hole i will be 23 years of age thats halfway to 46
then my life will be half over
if i am lucky!

I did not buy a text book last semester and i still seemed to pass every single subject
it makes me question weather or not university is really about the learning
occasionally i stay up late and complete the odd assignmenet or two
(i lie i stay up late finishing every assignment a week AFTER it is due)
but if we had a stress year jam packed with assignmenet and late nights, jacked up on coffee and no-doz and cocaine for dessert
(which is what i usually do)
we could spend the rest of our lives doing something productive with our life and helping the community
and making money
thats the main thing
whilst i sit here on my only day this week waiting 2 hours for my next class too commence, which is a film viewing class may i add
if they took out
all the holidays
made us actually work by spoon feeding us the information straight into our tummies
our brains would be so full of food filled knowledge that we would not have to spend 5 years here!
Uni would not be nearly as fun
the time spent here would be hell
We would get out of here in no time!
Into the real world
out of our booze filled drunken nude rampages through lecture theatres

A little somethin for the ladies!

The Olympics

Instead of kicking Olympians out for taking steriods
they should
put those Olympians in a league of their own!

Have the average and bland olympics
and then
have the Olympics for super humans
call it the OH-YEAH-lympics!

I dream of this magical event
The womens upper lips would be oh so hairy from excessive testosterone

Males muscles would bulge so much and their necks would be so thick that they would not be able to fit the medal around it

Urine testing would be a thing of the past and athletes would be kicked ou for NOT using performance enhancing drugs

Weight lifters wuld be required to lift large automobiles and small islands and their performance would be measuored by the amount of veins that pop out from their body

Javelin contestants would be required to bend the javelin then throw it like a boomerang

The martial arts section would become straight out street fighting and would be won by the first one to draw blood

The brawls in netball would be scary yet arousing at the same time

Sumo wrestling would be like a Blastoise vs a Snorlax and the earth shattering body slams would be heard from now untill the Olympics in 2012

The rage-a-thons by the lawn bowls contestants would send normal olympic athletes back to the very first Olympiad!

I long for a day when this event will be televised instead of watching these semi-superhumans in the normal olympics do ordinary feats of human strength
i want to see humans stretched to their limits
stretched so far that their skin will tear because it wont be able to hold those mean man machines
I want to see Abnormally-insanely-guiness-book-of-record-material-hella-powerful-cyborgly-muscly-humans partaking in sports that will leave even the most desencitized 18 year old boy so mind blown that it will make 2 girls one cup seem like a speech from the pope!

Thongs that rearry grind my gears!

Mesh Singlets... what are people thinking?One wears a singlet to cover up your abnormally large nipples and your excessive amounts of bodily hair and by having this singlet made of a material that is not only painfully fluro but could also be used as a colander is POINTLESS!
as pointless as your salami nipples!



All the cool kids are doing it...

So i thought i might have a go!