Monday, April 19, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Origin of the word "blog" came into existance in 1998. It became a short version of the word "weblog" yet in 1969 the name Joe Bloggs was British slang for "any hypothetical person."
The US equivalent of this was Joe Blow which meant servant boy, perversion of bloke or when used as a verb meant "to defeat"
Blogger was launched in 199 and now gives anyone (ANYONE!) with access to the internet a chance to blog and contribute to the blogsphere.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
When you see old people holding hands
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
and im sure i am not the only one that this has happened to.
DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN
You finish typing a hells long mini essay
and its just all your thoughts poured out onto the keyboard and then transported through your brainboard to the computer and onto the screen
and you dont really know what you are trying
but you have typed it and you are proud of it
someone walks in the room and since you have innappropriate content up on your computer instead of closing that you accidentally close your blog and all your effort and hard work is gone
DOWN THE VIRTUAL DRAIN!
like your seamonkeys when your cousin knocked them over and you don't even get to say goodbye to your loved ones :(
never got to tell them how you really feel about them
sure you told you that you loved them but you never told you that you were IN love with them and then all that time naming, nurturing, feeding and all your hard earnt cash spend on their designer aquarium just goes down the drain
in an instant
NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN
but then you buy some more
and it is all good
well this is a similar situation
I really wish i had that time/text back within my grasps
maybe one day we shall be reunited in cyberspace!
Rest in Pieces Blog!
and a large part of this study is comprised of
partying, drinking, smoking, eating, free fairy floss, excessive use of the free coffee machine at the local pub, watching Steven Segal marathons in the empty movie theatres, betting we can eat more free popcorn than each other, stealing free pens (not really free but they are free if you "borrow" them, the guy at the local bottle-0 asking us if we want the usual (goon bag with the extra 25% special,) downloading everything possible from the computers, fighting robots, giving an orphan my parachute in mid air
ALL OF THAT ASIDE...
it all comes down to the degree you are earning
I am having the time of my life at uni
and i dont really want to leave and go into the real world
my point is
My course is 5 years!
I go 2 days a week MAX and spend most off those days on the computer playing bejewelled
i just had 3 months holidays
and we get a month off in the middle of the year
is they compressed our course
and took out all of the fun
i would already be out of here and earning money already
but instead they drag the course out over 5 frikkin years
by the time i leave this lovely hell hole i will be 23 years of age thats halfway to 46
then my life will be half over
if i am lucky!
I did not buy a text book last semester and i still seemed to pass every single subject
it makes me question weather or not university is really about the learning
occasionally i stay up late and complete the odd assignmenet or two
(i lie i stay up late finishing every assignment a week AFTER it is due)
but if we had a stress year jam packed with assignmenet and late nights, jacked up on coffee and no-doz and cocaine for dessert
(which is what i usually do)
we could spend the rest of our lives doing something productive with our life and helping the community
and making money
thats the main thing
POINT I AM TRYING TO GET TO YOU
whilst i sit here on my only day this week waiting 2 hours for my next class too commence, which is a film viewing class may i add
if they took out
all the holidays
made us actually work by spoon feeding us the information straight into our tummies
our brains would be so full of food filled knowledge that we would not have to spend 5 years here!
Uni would not be nearly as fun
the time spent here would be hell
We would get out of here in no time!
Into the real world
out of our booze filled drunken nude rampages through lecture theatres
put those Olympians in a league of their own!
Have the average and bland olympics
have the Olympics for super humans
call it the OH-YEAH-lympics!
I dream of this magical event
The womens upper lips would be oh so hairy from excessive testosterone
Males muscles would bulge so much and their necks would be so thick that they would not be able to fit the medal around it
Urine testing would be a thing of the past and athletes would be kicked ou for NOT using performance enhancing drugs
Weight lifters wuld be required to lift large automobiles and small islands and their performance would be measuored by the amount of veins that pop out from their body
Javelin contestants would be required to bend the javelin then throw it like a boomerang
The martial arts section would become straight out street fighting and would be won by the first one to draw blood
The brawls in netball would be scary yet arousing at the same time
Sumo wrestling would be like a Blastoise vs a Snorlax and the earth shattering body slams would be heard from now untill the Olympics in 2012
The rage-a-thons by the lawn bowls contestants would send normal olympic athletes back to the very first Olympiad!
I long for a day when this event will be televised instead of watching these semi-superhumans in the normal olympics do ordinary feats of human strength
i want to see humans stretched to their limits
stretched so far that their skin will tear because it wont be able to hold those mean man machines
I want to see Abnormally-insanely-guiness-book-of-record-material-hella-powerful-cyborgly-muscly-humans partaking in sports that will leave even the most desencitized 18 year old boy so mind blown that it will make 2 girls one cup seem like a speech from the pope!
as pointless as your salami nipples!