fuck fuck fuck

He just made it to the front door in time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qEFFR8gX6k

b-logz

Blog = web log: a shared on-line journal where people can post diary entries about their personal experiences and hobbies.

Origin of the word "blog" came into existance in 1998. It became a short version of the word "weblog" yet in 1969 the name Joe Bloggs was British slang for "any hypothetical person."

The US equivalent of this was Joe Blow which meant servant boy, perversion of bloke or when used as a verb meant "to defeat"

Blogger was launched in 199 and now gives anyone (ANYONE!) with access to the internet a chance to blog and contribute to the blogsphere.

Susan...

Boil on my ass!

=]

When people die they either go to Heaven

or Penrith

Puppy Dogs and Rainbows

Make many people mightily merry

they also make ME warm and fuzzy inside

but there are so many other things that fill me with that loving feeling

FOR INSTANCE

Breathing

Urinating after holding it in for a while

Sharpening Pencils

Baby animals... mice are the only animals that are not adorable when they are babies... and kangaroos. All others are extremely fuzzy and cuddlable with gigantor eyes that just make your heart melt. Just get a baby animal, go out for a night on the town

and you shall be an instant pussy magnet

aww... it thinks it's people!

Adorable!

Look at the way it does stuff what that thing and the OMGITSOCUTE!

Poor Peter Cotton Tail... hopping along the bunny trail. All he wanted was a friend to love a cuddle but instead he got caught in a rabbit trap and died instantly

Pretty Kitty... Whats that... you want to play? Ok you can stop mauling my face now

Even this Hybrid human animal buffalo baby is adorable... someone is a stinky baby!

The disgrace of the animal kingdom... IT'S HIDEOUS

This post looks like one of those lame inspirational/make-your-day-esque chain emails.

But its not!

More things that make me happy inside

Keep on reading to find out

Julia, Andrea, Kurtis, Mikel, Matty, Mandy, Richo, Prani, Dean always make me feel tip top.

People in General

except people who scowl at you when you smile at them when you are at Guildford library in the young adult section, Not naming names JANETTE... Stoopid Librarian

Free shipping on ebay

Beer on a hot day

Hot Chocolate/a warm beverage/snuggles on a cold day

waiting up to watch sunrises... AWWW!

When you see Birds flying into the wind but they dont appear to be going anywhere... nOObz!

Watching people fall over and/or getting hit in the groin

not getting hit in the groin

Fairy floss and fairy bread... and food with the word "Fairy" attached to it is destined to be delicious, except fairy penguins, they might possibly be quite delicious.

Bejewelled

living in the 21st century

Pornography
When you see old people holding hands

When Microsoft word automatically corrects your spelling

The cold side of the Pillow

Captain Planet, Earthworm Jim, Ahh... real monsters, Street Sharks and Pokemon

High score on tetris

Tazos

and anything free just to name a few

All in all i have learnt that this embodiment of objects, emotions and free stuff have all come together in society to create happiness throughout the many stages of my life

and i would not want it any other way!

Also pooping

pooping is good!